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COLUMN: The Boy Wonder's Waterloo?

Jul 23, 2009 131 Comments

My fellow Americans: It is the best of times, it is the worst of times. Times that try men’s souls; therefore, ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country, because I have a dream! I’m not sure what magic words President Obama could use to turn [...]

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COLUMN: Oh, The Sweet Song Of Party Discord

Jul 19, 2009 117 Comments

It’s a great day for conservatives! I’ll tell you why. Now this is something you won’t see every day, but on Thursday, July 16, 2009, 22 freshman Democratic members of the House of Representatives signed a letter opposing their leadership’s proposal to raise taxes to finance the health care makeover.  They actually agreed that this [...]

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FILM: Your Boredom-Blasting Classic Movie List

Jul 16, 2009 8 Comments

Let’s pretend you have nothing to do (which is often the case when you are on the computer). Why not watch a movie? Now you may not want to go out to see some movie at the theater, and thinking up a classic might be too taxing and/or time-consuming. Well, since we here at Rhombus [...]

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COLUMN: "Alex, I'll Take Socialism For $400, Please…"

Jul 12, 2009 146 Comments

Have you ever watched one of those VH1 specials that highlights a child actor who grew up into a dismal failure that has a preferred customer card at the local Malibu rehab? (I’m sure you have, there’s been quite a few.) I’m talking about the programs where you watch and ask yourself, “What the heck [...]

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COLUMN: "Um, Gov. Palin? You Forgot Your Hoe!"

Jul 07, 2009 136 Comments

Okay, seriously, this is turning out to be a roller coaster of a year for the GOP. First, they lose the presidential election. Then, they lose two potential party front-runners (Sen. John Ensign of Nevada and Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina) to extramarital affairs, but that’s not all. Now Sarah Palin is stepping down [...]

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COLUMN: Where Have All The Good Men Gone?

Jul 02, 2009 12 Comments

Good grief, Charlie Brown! It seems like the GOP can’t get a break. As you’ve most likely heard, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has confessed his extramarital affair to the world, thus ruining both his public image and his hopes for the 2012 presidential race. On top of that, Republicans are still recovering from Nevada [...]

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COLUMN: "Bravo, Mr. Obama"

Jul 01, 2009 120 Comments

Before you look to see if I have abdicated my column to a more liberal author, hold on. It’s still me, Jess Jones, that conservative nut job. During the years of President George W. Bush’s presidency, Republicans whined, wailed and gnashed their teeth over all the negative press that he received from the “left wing [...]

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COLUMN: Mr. Smith Goes To Rhombus

Jun 30, 2009 5 Comments

With the Fourth of July approaching this weekend, I would be shirking my sacred duty as a conservative if I didn’t take the time to make my own personal Pledge of Allegiance to the United States. In spite of all the conflicts, scandals, controversies and debates that have haunted our nightly news programs and literally [...]

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COLUMN: Take Two And Call Me In November

Jun 25, 2009 5 Comments

Is the “The Public Option” health care plan a pill worth swallowing? You be the doctor…..

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COLUMN: The Collage Of Thought

Jun 25, 2009 4 Comments

We here at Rhombus would like to take this opportunity to welcome our newest contributor, Jess Jones. Serving as our resident conservative political columnist, I believe Jess will bring the same fair, thoughtful tone to his columns that he does to his life. Though he and I may not agree on everything, I respect his [...]

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