FILM: Review: Hanna

Apr 19, 2011 No Comments by

Jason Bourne and Beatrice Kiddo have a Finnish baby daughter who, big surprise, was conceived as some sort of super soldier but is now being sought for elimination by the very agency who created her, thus prompting her to cut a bloody swath of independent vengeance up to the front door of the secret program’s director (directrice, in this case), eh? Well, we’ve already played it out in our heads, but, sure, we’ll buy it. Of course, we will. Formulaic, but it’s the formula for awesome, so sign us up.

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FILM: Review: Rango

Mar 22, 2011 2 Comments by

“Well, well, well, the director of the first Budweiser frog commercial and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy (listed in order of dramatic excellence), has combined the two and stuck them in a Western atmosphere for yet another CGI-candy-with-barely-enough-of-a-plot-to-hold-together-what-is-essentially-a-string-of-technical-showings-off, eh?”

That’s what you said to yourself upon your first exposure to a trailer for Rango, isn’t it? Well, that or “Yeah, I guess Johnny Depp hasn’t been a chameleon yet. :: audible sigh :: ”

Well, it turns out it was awesome.

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FILM: Review: Catfish

Mar 07, 2011 No Comments by

The way everything unfolds in Catfish is riveting. Nearly unbelievable. In fact, that’s the real question everyone is asking. How much (if any) of this was contrived? If this is true, it’s one of the most remarkable films ever made, and a must-see for the contemporary world. And if it’s fake (even partly), then it’s still a really good film, but it also has no soul.

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FILM: Oscar the Grouch

Feb 26, 2011 No Comments

Because sometimes Oscar is just mean. And so if the world were a fair place, and if I were in charge, the following films would win at Sunday night’s Academy Awards show (as compared to those that will).

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FILM: Females in Film: The Other Side of the Story

Jan 07, 2011 6 Comments

Take a step back and examine your favorite movies. If you were me, you might be overly concerned with how obviously male-dominated the stories on the big screen are. But you’re not me. You probably haven’t even thought about it before. So, I want you to try out a fun test next time you view a movie that will help you become cognizant of the extraordinarily gender-imbalanced film world.

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FILM: Review: The King's Speech

Jan 06, 2011 2 Comments

Every few years a film comes along, inspired by real events, that makes me ask the question, “Why don’t I already know this?” Sometimes a real life story can be so unusual, so inspiring, so unexpected that it seems as if it should be common knowledge. This year seems to be a particularly strong year [...]

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FILM: Review: Black Swan

Jan 04, 2011 8 Comments

Black Swan is the latest cinematic opus offered by Darren Aronfsky, a still-young director who is definitely keeping on his toes. And here’s the thing about Aronofsky (and I hope he would hear this as the high compliment I intend it to be): I am never in the mood to watch his films, yet they win me over every single time.

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FILM: Top 10 Movies of 2010 — and Many More

Jan 03, 2011 3 Comments

Rhombus’ resident film critic Jordan Petersen reveals his top ten movies of 2010 — along with a smorgasbord of other year-end lists that will make your head spin. They’re all here: the good (and the really good), the bad (and the really bad), and the ugly (and yes, even the really, really ugly — after all, it’s Hollywood.)

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FILM: Review: TRON: Legacy

Dec 29, 2010 6 Comments

When I was a kid, TRON stood out as one of those landmark movies that shaped the way I thought about some things. I imagined that if you could get inside a computer, that was pretty well what it might look like. And the film transported my young mind to an entirely different world. The emotional impact was deep enough that I’m pretty sure it had a hand in convincing me, much later down the road, that I wanted to be a computer engineer.

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FILM: Review: True Grit

Dec 22, 2010 8 Comments

The Coens are at the point now in their careers where they get to make a new movie almost every year. I think we should all take a moment to contemplate how fortunate we all are.

I’m not going to say that Joel and Ethan Coen are incapable of making a bad film. I’ve heard that Burn After Reading was terrible from every single person who’s seen it. We’re all human here on this little planet, and I’d almost be disappointed if they don’t squeeze out another stinker sometime or another. But True Grit isn’t that film. Nope, it’s just another jewel in their crown of daunting cinematic achievement.

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