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How to Win at Fantasy Football

Written by Jarren Bird on . Posted in Sports

Welcome sports fans to the wonderful world of Fantasy Football! Now don’t be scared. There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of. If you are worried about being able to pwn your fellow fantasy cohorts whilst being a “n00b” then look no further. Just for you, I have compiled a step-by-step process on “How to Win at Fantasy Football,” and you can trust me because I’m like a doctor in a lot ways.

Step 1) Make sure you get the guy who will score the most points.

You only have one chance to get the guy who scores the most points. Here’s how you can do it…random luck. If you get the first pick in the draft (if the draft is a regular draft and not an auction draft) then you have a great opportunity to choose the player who will score the most points. If you are participating in an auction draft, then pay the most money to get the best player. If you are in a room with all the other guys in the league who will also be drafting, then you can research ways to blackmail all of them. You can then blackmail the guy who is given the first pick. What he will then do, because he is being blackmailed, is graciously and unsuspiciously turn the first pick over to you and you will then have a great opportunity to pick up the player who will score the most points.

But wait, you are in the middle of saying to me, “What if I have no way of knowing who will score the most points?”

SPORTS: Podcast: March Madness, Women's Basketball, MLB and More

Written by Jake Welch on . Posted in Sports

The PB&J Report delves deep into the madness of March, dishing on BYU’s big first-round win and subsequent second-round collapse, all the tournament action, and the impending Final Four. The guys also argue about the relative legacy of the UConn women’s basketball team and the difference between the men’s and women’s games. Listen to the podcast and then weigh in on the debate using the poll below!

You can stream the podcast by simply clicking on the link below, or you can download it to your computer by right-clicking the link and selecting “Save Link As” from the menu.

Listen to: Rhombus Podcast 012 — The PB&J Report (03.31.10)

SPORTS: Podcast: March Madness Special

Written by Preston Johnson on . Posted in Sports

The men of the PB&J Report get together and break down the brackets for their March Madness special. If you have any interest in college basketball whatsoever and especially in the BYU Cougars, this one’s for you.

Also, be sure to join Rhombus’ PB&J Report bracket competition on ESPN.com here! (The group password is billsimmons.) The winner gets a guest appearance on the podcast and a free pizza, so jump in before it’s too late and try your hand against the guys.

You can stream the podcast by simply clicking on the link below, or you can download it to your computer by right-clicking the link and selecting “Save Link As” from the menu.

Listen to: Rhombus Podcast 011 — The PB&J Report (03.17.10)